Tuesday, October 7, 2008

How to deal with the financial crisis:

1. Ask the financial wizards how to restore confidence? If bailing out the big banks isn't helping, more forensic investigation needs to be applied. Find the cause and deal with it. At least that's how the theory might go...?

2. Don't sell; that ADDS to the panic - never mind all the penalties and taxes you'll have to pay. Is it really worth it?

3. Drink a glass of red wine, light a candle, and bonk like bunnies. Some like to think that will relax people. If you're single or have a fear of getting cooties (or anything real like herpes or HIV), there's that pr0n0 website that a left-leaning news/forum site (*cough* Huff*cough*ington Post*cough*) felt compelled to advertise to everybody... thanks, y'all! :D

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