Saturday, August 30, 2008

Potato Chips and Corn Flakes are NOT vegetables.

It'd be nice if they were vegetables. Indeed, as far as these things go, I'm amazed nobody has made "Broccoli Chips" yet.

Or even "Broccoli Flakes", complete with slogan "They stay crunchy in milk!" (Because nobody ever puts them there...).

Why not call them what they are: "Vegetable matter dunked in grizzle and fried to a crispy coronary condition". But then nobody would by them and that Lito Fray company would go out of business...

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